Talked with my fabolous family today on mi phone, and suddenly my dad asked me these questions:
do you read the news ? pay attention to the world ? check the local news every day ?

I laughed. I told him :
dad, NO, I don’t read the news every day! especially the local news.
everytime I check the local news, there is always news of someone drunk driving, someone getting in a fight at a party, the police having to break up a house party and some animal gettign hit by a car.

He tells me, there’s more than that.

I decided to check, and so did he.

So I guess there was a barfight in town, and someone hit a deer with their car, some idiot was drunk driving a moped outside the police station (total dumbass!!!) and guess what ??? you guessed it, the police had to break up a house party!!!

I guess the news never change where I’m from, only the people who are to blame for them. am I glad I no longer belong to the home island STUPIDITY radar ????

Y E S ! ! !